Total Medals Earned: 2,040 (From 354 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,145 Points
Medals Earned: 7/9 (305/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (125/310 points)
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
You can do better than that.....
That's more like it!
OMGWTFBBQ
Medals Earned: 4/7 (200/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 14/20 (215/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Shield.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/270 points)
Beat the tutorial.
Reach level 6.
Kill 50 enemies in one game.
Reach level X.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with 100 coins or more.
Beat the game in under 4 minutes.
Beat the game without buying any upgrades.
Beat the game without collecting a single coin.
Beat the game without killing any enemies. (No shooting/stomping enemies)
Beat the game without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 18/24 (150/180 points)
Unlocked the Chicken character
Unlocked the Fancyman character
Unlocked the Hazmat character
Unlocked the Ninja character
Unlocked the Pirate character
Unlocked the Purple fancyman character
Unlocked the Robot character
Unlocked the Santa character
Unlocked the Skeleton character
Unlocked the Soldier character
Unlocked the Streaker character
Unlocked the Yellowman character
Fall 100 Metres
Fall 600 metres
Fall 400 metres
Fall 800 metres
Fall 1000 metres
Fall 1200 metres
Unlocked the Bear character
Unlocked the Cloaked man character
Unlocked the Dinosaur character
Unlocked the Knight character
Unlocked the Pumpkinman character
Unlocked the Rabbit character
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/590 points)
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill an enemy with your fist
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Kill 100 enemies
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 4/5 (55/60 points)
Get 50 points.
Get 100 points.
Get 150 points.
Medals Earned: 7/23 (45/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.