Total Medals Earned: 2,040 (From
354 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 31,145 Points
Beat the first wave. nothing special
Survive wave 3
Survive wave 5
Beat the Boss
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play as female
play the game as a male
become a master of croquet
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destroy everything
slay a demon
slay a dragon
ride a narwhal
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Score 5000 points.
Survive two minutes without opening the lid.
Complete the second corridor
Defeat the first enemy
Complete the first corridor
Complete the last corridor
Defeat the last enemy
Fought 100 soldiers
100 headshots
Got all weapons
Fought 200 soldiers
Fought 500 soldiers
300 headshots
600 headshots. Because practice makes perfection.
Finished the game. Congratulations!
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Destroy a K-7 flying fortress on any difficulty.
Reach 500 points on Normal or Hard without firing a single shot.
Reach 2000 points on Hard mode.
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You've earned extra kupo!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You found the hidden skull!
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
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Collect 11 gems.
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Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
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Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
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